Poop (i know there are other obvious and equally valid options, but this one is funnier)

Mother

Thanks for the welcome, guys.

Dave - are you calling me a pussy!? Lol.

Hi all, I picked up my first bike (2010 Street Triple) a couple of weeks ago and I've had a permanent grin on my face since! I'm having a great time, especially with the recent glorious weather. The only down side is that my missus is going to get a cat (that was the deal - I get a bike, she get's a...