First to get him sectioned wins a prize

He's great, they should give him a series.

Sorry wasn't referring to VAT registration, no real rush for that, I was talking about CIS registration, there are penalties straight away for non registration and not doing returns.

What is a 4b? Im pondering what to do over the person that lives behind me. They got a dog and she stands at the back door at about 11.30 every night with the thing barking its bollocks off. She just stands there looking at it. Options seem to be 1) shoot the dog. 2) shoot the woman. 3) shout "oi, ...

Dave wrote:dont forget to register with FENSA smudge good luck with the new job ....

Yeah, don't forget to register your scheme with HMRC as well if you're using contractors.

He clearly doesn't know the testing stability at speed excuse, or does that only work for plod?

you pervs, I didn't even notice her I was that taken with the exquisite artistry of his pool shots.
Now that you've drawn my attention to her I can't stop wondering whether she takes it up the shitter or not.

markc wrote:Brilliant stuff, reminded me of Jimmy...
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Never seen that before, that's amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/user/venomtrick ... uxnwRWQnWU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Walked, over hills, for fucking miles.